I decided that my blog needed a face lift for Spring. What do you think?
Speaking of face lifts...has anyone seen the new Heidi Montag? Good grief.
What was so wrong with her body in the first place?
I understand wanting a slimmer tummy, waist and thighs...but what is with her face revamp? And her boobs! Ridiculous. They are size E or F apparently *shakes head*. Who wants boobs that big? According to the mags, Heidi has said that she can no longer go running for exercise (gee I wonder why) and she now feels weird hugging people. Oh brother. Maybe think about that before you get gargantuan breasts.
I wonder how much all those procedures cost... enough to feed all the starving kids in Africa?
Her and her husband are such attention whores.
Heidi: You new nick name is Pamela Anderson-Playboy-Barbie Wanna Be.
Heidi Montag's new anthem (melody of "Wannabe" by Spice Girls):
If you wanna be Heidi Montag, you gotta get plastic surgery
Make it last all day, there's no end to the possibilities
If you wanna be Heidi Montag, you have got to be
Self obsessed and crazy, cause that's 'celebrity'