Thursday, April 22, 2010

Face Lift

I decided that my blog needed a face lift for Spring.  What do you think?

Speaking of face lifts...has anyone seen the new Heidi Montag?  Good grief.

What was so wrong with her body in the first place?

I understand wanting a slimmer tummy, waist and thighs...but what is with her face revamp?  And her boobs!  Ridiculous.  They are size E or F apparently *shakes head*.  Who wants boobs that big?  According to the mags, Heidi has said that she can no longer go running for exercise (gee I wonder why) and she now feels weird hugging people.  Oh brother.  Maybe think about that before you get gargantuan breasts.

I wonder how much all those procedures cost... enough to feed all the starving kids in Africa?

Her and her husband are such attention whores.

Heidi:  You new nick name is Pamela Anderson-Playboy-Barbie Wanna Be.

Heidi Montag's new anthem (melody of "Wannabe" by Spice Girls):

If you wanna be Heidi Montag, you gotta get plastic surgery
Make it last all day, there's no end to the possibilities
If you wanna be Heidi Montag, you have got to be
Self obsessed and crazy, cause that's 'celebrity'


  1. Jenna was telling me about this. Apparently Heidi also got a back-scoop or something? WTF? And her ears pinned back. Mmm hmmm.


    *eats a chocolate peanut and enjoys it thoroughly*

  2. Yes she surely did. She didn't even know what the back scoop procedure entailed. Seriously? *shakes head* And having her ears pinned back? What, did she think she looked like Dumbo? Crazy!

  3. Ok. I LOVE the new look of your blog! It is so springy and pretty!

    And second...woah. What on earth was wrong with her before? She doesn't look like she had an ounce of fat to spare before, and now she's going to have a lifetime of back problems and a few crushed vertebrae from lugging those hooters around.

  4. I agree, the blog looks fresh and happy. Love <3 Love

    Heidi is a hypocrite. Her "character" on reality TV and in the media advocates that women should be strong individuals who love their own body and believe that there are more important things in life than a tight cellulite-free ass and perky chest. Instead she has managed to completely betray what she has stood for: individuality and self respect apparently have no perks. Best to become like everyone else; a Stepford-wife attitude and look will carry you further than your smarts and self-respect will. Clap Clap for Heidi, way to be a hypocrite.